A lot of people have asked me..."hey Rich, what's your room look like?" Okay, only a few people asked. OKAY...it was my mom. Just kidding...but I decided that since tonight was visitation at the dorms, this is the cleanest my room is going to look. So here goes!
The first thing you see when you come to my room is the door.

It's got a few lovely ornaments...such as the "DANGER" sign (for those who haven't heard about me) to two signs given to my by my sister Susan, reading "funny, you don't look rich" and "I wish I was rich instead of so good-looking!"

As you open the door...voila! My room!

Turning to your left and looking down...pay attention ladies...I have three pairs of shoes. THREE. One pair of sandals, one pair of everyday shoes, and one pair of athletic shoes. THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEED...

Looking slightly upwards, you see the mandatory Burger King crown. It's used in one of our dorm's traditions...I'll leave you to figure out which one.

Finally, walking forward you see a very artsy shot of my bed...as well as the dresser that I beat mercilessly in the morning to shut off the alarm.

A slightly stylish, veeeery low couch occupies the center of the room. It's very comfortable.

At the end rests a gun. Um...that's all.

Following the room around to the front of the couch reveals...um...some cords. And stuff.

If you ever have the privilege of sitting down on my couch, this is what you will see. This is exactly what you will see actually...since my TV is on the fritz and won't even turn on at the moment. :(

The drink of champions!!!

This is probably where I spend most of my time. As well as where I'm typing this right now. Don't worry about the Blue Screen of Death...it's actually a screensaver that I've gotten many strange looks with. :)

Over to the right of the computer you have the mandatory lamp (my dorm is not air-conditioned) as well as a lamp that I used over the summer. While it was all sorts of useful then...now not so much. Perhaps I'll plug it in someday and use it for some ambient lighting or something.

To the right of that is the keyboard that I use for making all sorts of sweet music. Underneath, a foot pedal and an instrument of a different sort...one that I use to "buff out" every evening.

To the right of the keyboard is my sink. Which is incredibly boring, so I skipped it. But hanging above my sink is an awesome necklace given to me by a good friend. And if I was viewing this right now...I'd probably wonder what all the cord wrapped around the light is for. I mean...my dorm is kinda ghetto, but not THAT ghetto...right?

In all actuality, it's some blue rope lights, that look wicked awesome with the light off. They extend all the way around the room...

which is constantly cooled by the fan that is never turned off. Remember children, no air-conditioning equals hot room.

And there you have it!